Metaphorical Kung Fu Poem by J M

If you think that I'd
Do anything for you
Baby you'd be right
I'll always fight for you
Slap, kick, pop!
Chop the bad guy in half!
I'm comin' for ya babe!
Gotta save the princess!
I've been Hurdelin' turtles
And Fist bumpin' bricks
I've been running in circles
Trying to take it all in
Catch up with the magic
Grow twice as big
Dodgin' the canon
Shots with their grins
Duck and take cover
watch em fly by
KABOOM to the structure
Society derived
Collecting super stars
I'm Invincible today
We'll make it to the finish line
In this metaphysical parade