Metaphorical Kung Fu (Edited #5) Poem by J M

If you think that I'd,
Do anything for you.
Baby you'd be right,
I'll always fight for you.
Slap! kick! pop!
Chop the bad guy in half!
I'm comin' for ya babe!
Gotta save the princess!
I'm hurdelin' turtles,
And fist bumpin' bricks.
I'm running in circles,
Taking everything in.
Catch up with the magic,
I Grow twice as big.
Fire spittin' flowers,
Flingin' flames in my direction.
Get back, quick!
Refocus my attention.
Let's try this again.
Incoming canon shells with devilish grins.
Double jump, fist pump!
Watch em fly by.
KABOOM! to the structure,
Society derived.
Collecting super stars,
In this metaphysical parade.
Victory lap on my dinosaurs back.
We're invincible today!