Goodbye Hazard Welcome Hazardinho Poem by Olusanya Anjorin

The Chelsea fans are saying goodbye with sadness
The Real Madrid fans are saying welcome with gladness
To the Chelsea fans, his memory will remain evergreen
To the Madridsta, they are having a wide grin
Squinting in anxious silhouette of their prized jewel

The question is, what makes Hazard thick?
His dribble and flick
Is like a stalker's eyes gazing to a nubile
He is incredibly Mobile
A joy to watch at all times

When on goal, he is like a ferret
Fans of Tottenham will not forget
His quick lightning footwork against Harry Kane
That blew Harry on the turf like a hurricane
A dazzling display of football artistry

If he is a Brazilian, I would have called
Him Hazardinho like the dinhos' widely esteemed
Just try to look up the definition
Of hazard in the dictionary and with precision
You will see "danger, " for the opposing team in La liga