There's these two blokes, called Lance an Len,
Who happen to be white van men.
Lance once said, 'If I had my way,
When we warn that we are coming,
Other drivers and pedestrians
Would all keep out the bleedin' way! '
Len said, 'I hate zebra crossings
While you're taking you own sweet time
Don't you think how you're wasting mine? '
If you are thinking Len and Lance
Both have far too much arrogance
Their white van is an ambulance!
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