I Need To Scratch It Poem by Kori Haffmun

It starts
You know
That little itch
On your butt

You know you want to
SCRATCH it

But no
You are in public
The itch
Will have to wait

But no
That little itch
Still persists
And just won't leave you be

Ignore it
You think
But
Oh wait
It won't stop

It gets worse
And
Worse
And worse
Until
You're in the store where
You can
Use that back SCRATCHER
And SCRATCH away

Or at least until the cashier spots ya