How To Be A Chopra Like Guru Poem by Ravi Kopra

Take some tantra-mantra stuff
take some karma dharma stuff
from Ancient Indian writings
and claim the stuff to be

Original, your very own and
write books in gobbledygook
for the illiterate Westerners, mentioning
quantum and physics here and there.

And since they like money
tell them spirituality brings in money
and since they like sex, invariably,
tell them Kamasutra is good, spiritually.

But always talk of love, love, love,
consciousness and compassion,
God, souls, beauty and kindness
and searching self in meditation.

Those who read, recruit even more
and famous you'll become overnight
as a new age guru of wisdom
and mucho dinero you'll make.