How May I Help You Today? Poem by Clive Culverhouse
How May I Help You Today?
Good morning,
Gibbers And Watts how may I help you today?
Yes Sir I can help you with that.
Have you had any thoughts on how you would like to be killed?
Ok yes so like an accident?
We do have a couple of offers on at the moment.
We can do an industrial accident with a mention on the six o'clock news, or for slightly more money we can murder you with a full reconstruction on prime time television and a feature on the news.
Yes Sir, we have a full range of ways we can kill you and all at competitive prices.
Certainly, I can send you a brochure and then you can talk to one of our advisors.
Can I take your name and address and I will send a brochure out to you…
Thank you for calling, enjoy the rest of your day.
Good Morning,
Gibbers And Watts how may I help you today?
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5/18/2024 5:57:10 PM # 1.0.0.1119
Oh I just loved this! ! sometimes poetry themes can get a bit 'samey' so anything that lifts it out of the norm is good news.. I have in the past included a couple of dark pieces myself which I have to admit I loved writing. Nice and slightly naughty imagination that keeps the reader interested right the way through. Thank you so much for sharing. Lodigiana x
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