I've had a few, but not much luck;
Started with a builder,
But the business went to the wall,
Then the lingerie factory where I worked went bust.
I didn't pass the refresher course at the sweet factory
And the fishmonger's wasn't my sort of place.
My soul wasn't in it.
Next a bathroom fitter,
But the company went down the pan.
I worked for a very bad vet-too many put downs.
Dustman-the job was rubbish.
Coal man-I got the sack,
And I sensed my number was up at the bingo hall.
Tried a book shop,
But the looks I got spoke volumes.
I never saw eye-to-eye with the optician,
And the dentist always looked down in the mouth.
As a chiropodist I refused to toe the line,
And I couldn't hack it as a lumberjack.
Mind you, I came out with a nice package
When I left the courier firm.
Had some unusual jobs too;
Worked as a clown for a while,
But the boss was a bit funny.
Then I was a clairvoyant's assistant, but she had to
Let me go due to unforseen circumstances.
I just couldn't get on at the riding school,
And definitely couldn't cut it as a barber.
The phone shop I briefly tried
Called in the receivers.
Not long ago I started at an estate agents,
But ended up going round the houses,
Then my next job was at the egg packers.
Wasn't all it was cracked up to be and I was laid off.
Lastly, the laundry, which took me down a peg or two
When the business folded.
Now I seem hard pressed
To find another job.
Sir one thing pray tell that you forgot.....what about poo the plumber....a nine and nine tenths from me..
Very clever write Kevin, laughed so much, thanks, my last job was a cook but I got into a bit of a pickle lol 10 Lynda xx
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I would like to translate this poem
So very clever - light - and I love the title too...... I've got a job for you Kev. - - write some more like this - we all think it is a hoot of a poem.......10 + + + + from Fay.