Jay Ward Poems

So Im in Starbucks buying this expensive stupid coffee
And this white girl is staring at me with this stupid grin on her stupid face
and i knew what she wanted
I knew exactly what was gonna happen next
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YOU EVER GONE TO A WOMAN'S APARTMENT IN THE PROJECTSWITHYOUR GRANDMA TO GET YOUR HAIRBRAIDED EARLY ON AWEEKEND

AND THEWOMANOPENS THEDOORIN ATANK TOP SOME LEGGINGS HER HAND ON HER HIP THE SINGLESBRAIDS TO HER BUTT ARE SKINNY AS HERSTOMACH AND THIGHS ARENT AND HER NAME IS KEISHAAND HERHANDSAREHARDWITHKNUCKLEDIMPLESANDHERHOUSE SMELLS LIKE BACONGREASE ANDAUNTJEMIMASYRUPTHEHOUSE HAS LINOLEUM FLOORS EVERYWHERE ANDYOU ASK HER WHERE YOU SHOULD SIT WITH THE TWO GIANT PLASTIC BAGS WITH 6 ORMAYBE 8PACKSOFJUMBORASTAFARI KINKY STRAIGHT 1BHAIR ARATTAIL COMB SOMECONDITIONERSOMEGELAND ABRUSH SHETELLSYOUTO PUT THE BAGANDYOURSELF ONTHE FLOORAND PLOPSA PILLOWBETWEEN HERFEET ANDSUDDENLYYOURE SITTING BETWEENTHE WARM THIGHS OF AWOMAN YOUVE NEVER MET AND SHE FEELSLIKE YOURMOTHER IN THIS MOMENT
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