You're Simply Taking The Piss, Charles Windsor! Poem by Professor Dr. Stanley Collymore

By Stanley Collymore

Don't get me wrong mate; in your evidently deeply inured and quite delusional, most thoroughly risible and discernibly feudal mindset you're perfect, from my obviously normally indifferent perspective, rather idiotically in your birthright but commonsensically to any intelligent and functioning mind essentially defunct, unelected Head of the British State position, simply entitled to obviously award whatever preferential and equally nepotistic gongs you care to, attendant with their daft, Disney-esque uniforms and likewise pathetic medals, to whomsoever you generally like.

But to endeavour to obviously insult my intelligence as a coherent British citizen, and unquestionably doing so with your very latest and most prurient endeavour relative to Kate Middleton is, inexcusable from my perspective, distinctly actually taking the piss! For most categorically this undeniably bone idle, utterly work shy, thoroughly narcissistic; specifically and very endemically a most inexorably, Karen racist; plus being as well clearly an obsessive and quite intractable, evident social climbing aficionado; this woman is likewise discernibly the epitome of an interminable, stalking gold digger.

Having for 10 years rather literally, and most assiduously stalked William who she ultimately secured after this clearly perspective Philip Schofield replica was twice turned down by two women he'd asked to marry him, during her 13 years of marriage to William, Kate did virtually bugger all; and pre the arrival of Meghan Markle, who the press could obviously vent their endemic racism on for having the audacity to marry into this pristine white supremacist Windsor family as they saw it, Kate was widely dubbed as thoroughly bone idle; but a situation that was now quite conveniently overlooked with Meghan to simply racially piss on!

But nothing changed basically on Kate's part nor William's for that matter. Except that they now had an African American woman through whom they could, and still do, curry favour with the UK media by literally passing made-up stories to them which fit perfectly into the media's racist mindset, and simultaneously take both criticism and similarly pressure off themselves. After Liz kicked the bucket and Harry and Meghan had voluntarily left the UK for the USA, Meghan's birth country, it was thought that Kate would step up to the plate and do some actual work. But, oh no! With her usual modus operandi it got even worse. Now the lazy bitch has been gone AWOL for 4 months and ongoing!

Initially patronizingly not even bothering to say why, then when she was partially rumbled with those two lying episodes of hers: the made up photograph and the supposed shopping trip, along obviously conveniently came Charles conjured up and pathetic scenario that they both of them simply miraculously have cancer. Put very bluntly by me Charles and most certainly NOT Kate no more have cancer than I quite personally have VD, syphilis, gonorrhoea and for good measure the bubonic plague rolled into one! It's quite clearly a fucking scam and a con trick by the UK's monarch and his lazy daughter in law with whom he has a grotesque fixation - unsurprisingly so considering Charles' over 23 years rather intimately personal relationships with the likes of Jimmy Savile and Bishop Peter Ball, for example.

And the mind boggles as to what awards Charles, had he actually been king when these two entrenched and clearly odious evil perverts were alive, would have very personally given to them. And basically Kate frankly no more deserves this quite recently given and pathetic feudal gong than many others who are nepotistically given theirs. And for what in Kate's case? Service to the British public? Like what? These last four months she's been quite absent with her bogus cancer, and really no one other than her brainwashed and gullible sycophants have missed her, and even in their case, the simply rather vast majority of them use these racist media platforms to actually quite routinely and ludicrously have a go at Meghan, even when the pathetic subject being aired has nothing to do with Meghan.

That's their obsession with her, which I find rather hilarious really! For other than these basic lowlife clowns no one misses Kate, and I haven't noticed that the world has come to a standstill because in her sick endeavour - there's a pun there for those of you fawners with an adequate comprehension of English - to really milk public sympathy, Charles and Kate quite LYINGLY and most conveniently so, have CANCER! Lol! It simply wouldn't actually be heeded of course but there's another Barbadian saying for you: 'Don't tempt God! ' Self-explanatory actually! Sensible and quite intelligent people know what's wrong and it's to do with Kate's dead, as a dodo, relationship with William. Simply go work it out! My article on that subject matter stays put until the actual 'official' explanation from the Palace! Don't rush lads and lasses, it's only the sycophants you need to placate; and you and I know they don't matter.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
24 April 2024.


Author's Remarks:
Often incandescent and petulant with a penchant for personal vendetta Charles is evidently a man with a tenuous grasp of reality!

As for Kate Middleton, I personally can't see any difference between her personal aspirations and those unquestionably of Christine Keeler. Kate's own sycophants will very much, of course, disagree with that objective analysis. But in the rather immortalized words literally, evidently of Mandy Rice Davies: 'They would say that wouldn't they? '