Why God Won't Punish Me Poem by Yehualashet Teshome

Go to hell, pastor
I spoke with God
He told me that you were a chronic liar
Because you told me
God would punish me
If I defy his commandments
God has no commandments, you have
I am a creation of God
He knows me very well
God is amused by my little sins, not angry
The way a father would be
Hasn't made me perfect because he wants to be amused
Doesn't expect perfection
You lied
Telling me, he was a sadistic being
Burning me for eternity for my petty mistakes
For not doing the right thing
Doesn't make sense
I was created to amuse and entertain God with my missteps
Like a child who keeps falling down
God does not judge my deeds
You do
It is my mission to amuse God
When I am done with this life
I would be sitting with God creating people like you and me
Amusing and having fun
I am keeping God a company
I give him courtesy.
That is my divine mission