Trust Me! Poem by Ali Rahimi

Trust me, I am a tricky magician,
Follow me like a sheep, I am a corrupt politician,
Love me like mad, I am a Don Juan, a womanizer,
Hug me, I am a cruel policeman,
Adore me, I am an abusive teacher,
Sleep with me, I am a sweaty horny rapist,
Vote for me, I am a stupid bastard,
Give me your wife, your money, I am the fake savior,
Kiss my hands, I am the vicious liar,
Trust me!
Trust me!
Trust me!
Trust me!
Kneel in front of me, I am the dirty drug dealer,
Smoke yourself to death, I am the drug trafficker,
Cherish me like a stupid cow, I am the filthy ruler,
Buy this car, I am the crafty car dealer,
Die on my medicine, I am the greedy doctor, I am a shitty quack,
Leave your valuables to me, I am a mean thief,
Give me the key to your house, I am a heartless burglar,
Come to me darling, I am a shadowy knife wielding mugger,
Put your trust in my heart, I am the dodgy conman,
Deposit your money in my account, I am a deceptive swindler,
Help me, I am a dangerous psychopath,
Invite me home, I am a brutal serial killer,
Kiss me, I am a vicious wife beater,
Marry me, I have four wives,
Trust me …