The Name Collector Poem by Belle Wassermeister

The Name Collector

I like to collect names.
Did you know that when
Poem Hunter attaches a video
to your poem, your name is added
at the bottom right corner of the video?

I change my name often, so
that I can collect more names!

Here is a partial list of some
of the names I have used.
The reason it is only a partial list
is because a few months ago
I deleted dozens of my poems
when I almost left Poem Hunter,
without writing down the names
that I had used!

Alicia Seldoon
Alter Ego
Arcilla de la Playa
Aunty Septic
Avon Nova

Borda da Matta
Belle Ringer
Belle Wassermeister

Cami León
(Get it? Make the two names into one = chameleon)
Cody Lakota

Daisy Mallard
Deacon Gestant
Der Prince Ender Popper
(Get it? The Prince and the Pauper)
Dismar Mohammed Kumarmani Adaliminad Perkins

Evotsano Seldoon

Forest Feline
Frank Lee Perplexed

Hope and Patience
Hope Mills

Jack Hammer
Jennifer Jaguar
Jonathan Little Calf
Jungle Cat

Kat Wilde
Kitty Kaat
Kosi River Maneater

Laurence Lighthearted Leopard
Linda Bella Wassermeister

Mah Ham
Man Eater of Kumaon
Miss Ann Thropy
Miss Conception
Miss Feline
Miss Information
Miss Interpretation
Miss Understanding
Muerto Al Nacer

Passerina cyanea

Richard Arthur Dean
Richard D. Lionheart
Richard D. Lionhearted
Richard D. Lionheart (Ted)
Rick O'Shay
Risa Kavak Asir
Robert Trebor
Ronald Irving Washington
Ronald Rump

Seren Dipity
Sturnella neglecta

The Champawat Man Eater
The Name Collector
The Kosi River Maneater
Tommy Hawk
Tundra Permafrost

Veronica Escalante

Wee Willie Winkee
William Wilford Winkee

Wun Hung Lo

- - - - -

I am not the only one
who has used pseudonyms.

These poets also do not
go by their real names:

Ballerina With Fins

Ima Ryma

Is It Poetry
(he now says his name is James McLain,
but is it really?

Mandolyn …
(she now posts on AllPoetry
using a different pseudonym
and no longer posts here)

Me Poet Yeps Poet

Not Long Left

Pamela Sinecrope
(she no longer is posting here,
but that was not her real name)

Practicing Poetess

Professor Poetry Hound

Sally Plumb Plumb

Sandy Nobody

Silentpoet Grl

Smoky Hoss

Unwritten Soul

and there are dozens of others
but I have no more time.

Plus, who knows, of all the names
that SEEM real, how many
of them really are?