Sitting On My Toilet Poem by Kelvin Rush

Sitting on my toilet
Is the best part of the day
Letting all my problems
Slowly ebb away

Once my mind stops thinking
It's amazing how I feel
No bad backs or panic attacks
Just peace it's quite surreal

Sitting on my toilet
Relieving all the stress
Waving goodbye to my nagging thoughts
I get it all off my chest

I sit there calm and silent
There's no need to pretend
My toilet seat where we meet and greet
Is my loyal reliable friend