Rules For Mules Poem by Brooke Renwick

A win in always followed by a loss.
Destiny decides and she's the boss.
We need a natural balance created.
And 'anarchists' are truly hated.

If you find yourself pleased and happy
Your day's going well - now it's crappy
Just wait a while and you'll be sad
Pleasure is fine but just a tad.

Just as long as you know your place
You won't have pie on your face
So long as you agree to follow rules
Horses for courses and rules for mules.