The trouble with life these days
is that no-one understands.
I know this from experience
as I have troubled lands.
I get up in the morning
intent to brush my teeth
But as soon as I look in the mirror
I tend to fall asleep.
I've had this problem for many a year
and its hard to live my life.
So please don't sack me from my job
when I turn up late at night.
I fall asleep on buses
and on my local train.
But most of all I fall asleep
when we try to entertain.
I don't think you are boring
it's just that I seem to bend.
And as soon as my head starts nodding
I cannot comprehend.
I take the tablets every day
but they never hit the spot.
Because as soon as I wake back up
I want to sleep a lot.
So if you really love me
and say we will never part.
Please accept my constant snoring
as it comes right from my heart.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Your humorous poetry is always good to read!