Nigerian Leaders Poem by Joshua Adeyemi

(Voice within)

Senator 1: Hello... Lai... Can you hear me...Hello Hello... Lai... Kai.... Nothing connect in Nigeria... Can you hear me? ... Hello

Lai: Yes?

Senator 1: For the meeting tomorrow... Hello can you ear me? ...Hello...

Lai: Kai mana, talk aboki...

Senator 1: Alright, these are what you'll say for the meeting... You go talk say...
Transmission of the commission and the assertion and remission....Remission? ...No, cancel remission....The assertionof the notion and nomenclature...

Lai: Walahi, I no go remember all this ko...

Senator 1: Nomenclature and decision... No, nomenclature will not work... OK.Of the notion that the party will....That the party will...That the party will...Ehhmm? ... Check dictionary na... OK don't worry...That the party will administer in the interest of the nation state....

Lai: Yes

Senator 1: After saying that, pretend as if you want to continue talking... I have called the nepa people to take the light.... So dey will bring it back when the time is up... And then you'll say the final thing... What will you say?

Lai: APC... Sey Baba.

Senator 1: A fi C ko, A bi C ni...No spoil things ooo... What you'll say is THANK YOU.... Repeat

Lai: Repeat...

Senator 1: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

Lai: Thank you, Thank you.

Senator 1: OK.

Lai: Walahi, your brain I dey work...

Senator: That politics for you.
'I scratch your back, you scratch my back... '

We'll meet at meeting... Bye.. Hello..

Lai: Yoowa.
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