My Plates Of Meat Poem by Kelvin Rush

My Plates Of Meat



My plates of meat size 14 feet
Are the biggest joke in my town
They protrude so far in front of me
I look just like a clown

The people call me names like big foot
Clodhopper and duck-billed platypus
But I don't care when they stop and stare
They can all go and kiss my assicus

Kelvin Rush
Thursday, June 16, 2016
Topic(s) of this poem: body,fun,funny,humour
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