Metrophobia Poem by anais vionet

Is liking someone so uncommon
or wanting someone, a new phenomenon?

Are you an April - wreaking the milieu to discourage me?
Is that why you disparage him to such a degree?

He's heartful and sincerious,
he's slammin' hot but oblivious.
He's music, lust and fun,
all rolled into one.

So, I'm calling you off,
stop blowing up my phone.
You might as well not bother,
We've got dibs on each other.

What's really good?
He's really good.
.
.
*slang:
April = a manipulator of well thought out tricks and evil plans
wreaking =causing harm
milieu = the environment
heartful = honest and sincere
sincerious = sincere and serious
slammin' = very, very f*ckable
dibs = a claim*