Lotsa Santa Haters! Poem by Chuy Amante

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Lotsa Santa Haters!

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'They' raised us telling us that Santa
visits every kid's house Christmas Eve
and we even saw it with our own eyes
on noradsanta.org

But, wait a minute...
wouldn't that piss off
the Jew and Muslims
and the Grinch families at large?

Santa needs to rethink his trek
or they may entrap him
and break his neck

Chuy Amante

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Topic(s) of this poem: christmas

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