Phil Soar

Gold Star - 61,845 Points (28.06.1952)

Lost Teeth And The Dog

Poem by Phil Soar

I forgot to put my teeth in
When I went to a dance
My dog had taken them away
And hid them in my pants
My dentures had a doggie smell
And were'nt too hard to find
And when I found them hidden there
I smacked the dogs behind

Topic(s) of this poem: humour


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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, June 30, 2020