(limerick) Intro To A Tom Swifty# 617
Do you find that your head's getting cold
Even more so as you're growing old?
You're no longer a winner
You're hair's getting thinner...
Do you know where the toupees are sold?
said Tom.... in a DISTRESSED manner
I am not sure anyone is getting the Tom Swifty part I thought DIS-TRESSED very apt
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
The Tom Swifty is great, but maybe too subtle for most people. (In other words, it's TOO good!)
spoken like a true school teacher