I Wanna Do Posh! Poem by Vanessa Hughes

I Wanna Do Posh!

Rating: 4.8


I want to wear twin-sets
With pearls and beige slacks
I want to do lunch
At a place named 'Chez Jaques'

I want to talk with
A plum in my mouth
And have a large property
By the sea, down South

I want to have servants
And a lady-in-waiting
To get me dressed up
For all my posh dating

I want to date ladies
in large-brimmed hats
Who only eat lean
Never touching the fats

I want to drink tonic
With a small splash of gin
With ice and a lemon
Stuck onto the rim

I want to meet ladies
That fully-groom
And instead of the toilet
Use the powder-room


And all this
I'd like to do today
Then go back
To my slovenly way!

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Adeline Foster 02 August 2011

Loved the trick conclusion, well done. Thanks for the comments. Adeline

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Shadow Girl 22 August 2011

yeah..might get boring after a while..need a bit of ummph to keep u alive! Great poem! SG xo

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isunge Mwangase 28 October 2011

Haha, are you sure you would want to go back to your sloven ways?

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Sally Plumb Plumb 28 November 2011

Absolutely delightful.

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Danny Draper 01 March 2012

You need to play lotto and possibly win, then chew on that plum and sip on that gin, date those fine ladies whom may too have been re'nvented and your place in that world would be cemented. Beware, 'cause all of these changes will but veneer that which you are, when you can have them now as yourself although the dream seems so far. To accept and be ones true self is never bizarre, but the notion of moving down south maybe taking things just a bit too far. Especially when slovenly rhymes so close with southernly – it’s a sign. A terrific and delightful poem.

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Jon Holloway 30 March 2018

A good rhythm and a story that works. I liked it straight away, putting your toe in the water and drawing it back at the end.

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Bri Edwards 12 February 2014

couldn't one be slovenly-posh? maybe not. i pretty much stick (no pun intended..........originally) to slovenly. nice rhyming! thanks for sharing. :) bri

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John Brown 05 October 2013

Good poem Vanessa, with a great ending.

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Adeline Foster 10 June 2013

I do like the way you handled the concept right to the last line. Read mine - SUFFICIENCY - Adeline

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Ruth Walters 14 January 2013

so where can we meet ;) heh heh great poem, had me laughing :))) Ruth

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