Episode 10 Or Is It 11: The Soccer Episode In My Sexaholic Shopaholic Workaholic Series Poem by Gayathri Seetharam

Episode 10 or is it 11: The soccer episode in my Sexaholic Shopaholic Workaholic series
-Gayathri B. Seetharam
Last evening, I was walking down the Bloor West Road
When I saw a bus full of young men singing happily
And I smiled joyfully at them for it was a warm day although windy
And the sun was shining and there was a beautiful atmosphere of bliss;

At home, I could not but help thinking that this must have been the way
With the Humboldt Broncos bus which met a terrible fate on April 6,2018
When it collided with a semi-trailer truck
And 16 people were killed and 13 people were injured;

It is unrelated but I feel that there is a unifying factor of all sports
In the junior hockey team's reversal of fortune
But the same summer, we had World Cup 2018 in soccer
And France made the final winning goal against Croatia to seal an already done deal;

Happy times call for happy plans and reminiscences
As the sexaholic who does resort to self-gratification many a time
For with success, comes busy lives for husbands
Not to mention, for us wives also
I shall resort to painting a Norman Jewison style painting
Of the winning soccer goal in the final of World Cup 2014;

This is a bummer, eh, for it is all about 2018
But I have a DVD with all the goals scored in the 2014 World Cup
And I have this plan for in his movie, the older version of The Thomas Crown Affair
The director had a phone conversation ensue with simultaneous images on the cinema screen;

The sexaholic in me shall execute the plan of painting and after
Perhaps, have sex with it in the background
And surely, Sir, my husband can score the winning goal
In the full back position from the front near the net
And I can score a self-goal after in the forward position
As for the sexaholic in me, my husband made a beautiful pass twice
And I scored a match winning goal once, in fact, darn it, I won the World Cup 1998
But speaking in favour of my husband's goal scoring and assist giving capabilities, he did the former many a time as did he the latter that is have sexual intercourse with me and make out with me;


The shopaholic in me shall look for a couple of soccer shirts
When I am, and I dream on, dream on, flusher in the pockets
And I sincerely hope that this will make my husband and soccer loving son
Happy and successful;

And I do hope that my son does score goals in the net very often
But without undue aggression although the
May the best man or woman get ahead scenario
And philosophy would serve him well;

The workaholic in me did for the World Cup Soccer 2018 final
Successfully make a soccer ball which was placed strategically inside the soccer net
It was a white and dark chocolate soccer ball with 4 magic hexagons
And the net was made out of store bought marzipan
And that was my goal for that moment
And I look back to my days as a soccer and baseball mom
And thank the Lord that the sun is shining
And the grass is greener on both sides.