Do Tell No Lie Poem by Ima Ryma

Grow shoulder length reddish brown hair.
Pull the hair back in a firm yank.
Gives the forehead a noble air.
Bag the ponytail to bob frank.
Grab the side hairs and fluff them out.
Keep the curls curled by adding grease.
Avoid getting wet, and no doubt
Hold in shape this master hairpiece.
Add authority color right.
Stick a paper cone over face.
Cloud the hair in fine powder white.
Pose for history, hair in place.

'Twas no wig for George Washington.
A real hair hell to get it done.