I gave a rotten log a kick,
hoping to find a snake.
Instead I found some angry bees;
I'd made a big mistake!
They started stinging my bare head;
I couldn't stand the pain!
I swatted with a sandwich bag,
which scrambled up my brain.
My sandwich got all mashed and flat,
but I still ate it later.
Rather than face those bees again,
I'd choose an alligator.
As I recall that fateful day,
I cannot help but shudder.
How hard it was to pick squashed bees
out of my peanut butter!
Book of Judges in the Bible, chapter 14. Samson was actually stronger than the lion, by the way.
OOPS. ....I don't even remember 'alligator' being in the poem the first time I read it! ! ! Kim, did you EDIT it? ? ? ? : )
No, Bri, the poem has not been edited. The alligator has been there the whole time.
Anyway, we had parked near a large drainage ditch in which an alligator was 'resting'. It was about 6 feet long. I waved a broken tree branch in front of its face. (cont.)
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
So THAT'S why Bri's brain is all scrambled up. I wondered how he got that way. : ) : ) : )
Ha! Thanks, Belle.