Add Ventures Uv Is A Bell Poem by Pleasant Dabbs

Is a Bell mett ann anormus bare
Is a Bell, Is a Bell, didden kare
Da bare wuz hungree, da bare wuz rabbenus
Da bare's bick mowth wuz crule n' cabbernus
Da bare sed, Is A Bell, gullad two meat chew,
Howdue, Is a Bell, naow, aisle eet chew
Is a Bell, Is a Bell, didden whirry.
Is a Bell didden screem oar skurry
Chee warshed hur hans ‘n chee stray tend hurr hare-upp,
Den Is a Bell quite lee eight da bare upp
Wons inn uh nite az blak az pich
Is a Bell mett uh wikid ole which
Da which's faze wuz curross ann rinkled
Da which's guns wid teeth whirr spring culled
Hoe, Hoe, Is a Bell! Da ole which crode
Aisle tern ewe inn two ann hug lee tode
Is a Bell, Is a Bell, didden twirry
Is a Bell didden screem oar scurrey,
Chee shode know raych ann chee shode know rain curr,
Butt chee ternd da which inn two mill canned drain curr
Is a Bell mett uh hiddeus shy aunt
Is a Bell corntinued shelf reel eye aunt
Da shy aunt wuzz harry, da shy aunt wuzz hoe rid,
Hee had won I inda mettle uvis four hedd
Gud marnin, Is a Bell, da shy ent sedd,
Aisle gurined ure boans two maque mye bred.
Is a Bell, Is a Bell, didden twirry
Is a Bell didden sreem oar scurrey,
She knibbled da zwhy bak dat chee all weighs feddoff,
Ann win eat wuz gawn, chee cutt da shy aunts heddoff.
Is a Bell mett uh trubblesum dock terr
Hee punshed ann poaked til hee rilly shockter.
Da dock terrs tauk wuz uv coffs ann chils
Ann da dock turrs sat chill bull jid wid pils.
Da dock turr sed untwo Is a Bell,
Swall low dis, eat whill maque ewe whale.
Is a Bell, Is a Bell, didden twirry,
Is a Bell didden screem oar scurree.
Chee tuck doze pils frum dappill con cockter,
Ann Is a Bell calm lee ka youred da dock ter.

...Ogden Nash-(Rambler)

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