13 Items In The Start Menu Poem by Xiaoyuan Yin

13 Items in the Start Menu
by Yin Xiaoyuan
Common Applications：
A. Biological clock. Autorun self-debugging function. Full warranty (including fine adjustment service)for 40 years since date of original installation.
Its service life varies based on climatic zones, precipitation, pH values, types of temperament, jet-lag traumas and system junk.The default value is "local time", free to switch when in multi-regional mode.
B. Single-timeline memory. When a parameter changes, mass begins accumulating in an alternative space-time elsewhere, as its inverse function. "Add-up" mode for skills and "overwrite" for emotions. Self-destruction process is started when the system is experiencing a shutdown, which inevitably swallows unique techniques and family heirlooms.
As a built-in APP, its values are modifiable. No long guaranteed once rooted.
C.Self-protective/self-destructive mechanism, the former includes psychological projection/compensation, selective amnesia, pain and immunity,
the latter "cell-autophagy" and "TRAIL receptor", etc.

Customizable Software Packages：
D. Human nature: Its beta version is formally released at age 18, an infamous bug-ridden OS, extremely susceptible to Trojan and viruses.
The only APP with one-key recovery function. (It is said "By laying down weapons one restores Buddhist sedateness.")
E. Intelligence. Usually categorized as a news or social APP, but actually an image-and-video editing APP,
processing megabytes of complicated data in a twinkling. Unaffected by races, genders or religions, which influence only the user-interfaces.
F. Temperament. In contrast to its low priority, its memory usage is bewildering, which sometimes leads to motherboard damage.
There are several set menus, on which George Gurdjieff and Jung &Myers-Briggs kept arguing on over a century.
G. Gender. One's physical gender is like anti-virus software, starts automatically and unable to be terminated;
while psychological gender is like windows, it keeps updating itself.

Random APPs:
H. Fortune. When used in the sense of "destiny" it is a read-only document, can be opened only by an exclusive reader (pay-on-demand)named FortuneTeller; when used in the sense of "wealth" it is a kind of office software, with pop-up ads including stock and lottery information, which are clicked by mistake by novices from time to time.
I. Love. An APP like Mafia Mystery-a game involving conspiracies, suspensions and judgments,
in which there are roles including killers, doctors, cops and civilians. Every player regards himself breaker of conventions but eventually ends up with preset outcome.
J. Lifespan. A Russian-roulettish APP. Nutritionists, alchemists, phrenologists and geomancers claims it to be a calculator APP,
for which they can get a better result from the same base number, when the fact is:
contingencies contribute more to it than predictable factors do. It definitely has a maximum value -unknown yet
and a minimumvalue -0, so nobody has ever been in the red.
Others：
K. Innocence. A kind of translation software that simplifies almost everything, and filters outdated habits, prejudices and lies.
Incompatible with most of the other APPs, often manually terminated as people grow older. V1.1.0x0y_a_V.7.2.1231_release can even decrypt garbled messages, which has a nickname -"WonderChild".
Versions after that were equipped with richer vocabularies but their keyword-recognizing functions have disappointedly retrograded
L. Charisma. It is metabolism, consistent data-exchanging with the world outside, that made a man radiating charm.
This APP is like weather APP in a way, "eloquent and persuasive,
but error-prone. Its icon can be placed on desktop as a decoration.
M.Features. Just as the saying goes, "The soul is the creator of the features", it is something like Autodesk Maya,
depicting a person with parameters.A for his vitality, D for his expressions,F and L for his charm,
I for his gentleness and K for his youthfulness…
Miracles can happen to a man with balanced parameters.