Urinary Track Poem by Phil Soar

Urinary Track



I think I need to live near a urinal
I cannot even hold a little drink
My urinary flow does not seem final
And I think I might as well pee in the sink!

I go to bed and wake up minutes later
Walk to the bathroom, then go back to bed
My wife thinks I'm a secret masturbater
I think that thought is only in her head

Phil Soar
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Topic(s) of this poem: funny
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