The Perfect Girl Poem by glen pugh

shes there when i wake up telling me the news. and all the latest gossip man i
cant loose.shes there when i need her.she will never leave me. man fellas I AM
telling ya shes perfect for me. she never cost me money well maybe just a
little.and some times i can just watch her for hours and i love what i see.and i
can push all her buttons and shes there just for me.and i dont have to buy her
flowers.and shes always turned on by me. and she never gets any louder than i
want her to be.and i can still turn her on with one finger you see. she never
complains if I AM out to late.she just sits there in silence and quietly waits.now my
friends all tell me that she is to big but in her case bigger is better and i think you
will agree the girl I AM talking about is my big screen TV. COPY RIGHT...2006