Kori Haffmun Poems

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1.
I Am Very Bored! Save Me Please

It's that time of life
When you are totally bored
you just sit around and wait for something to happen
or you make your own fun
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2.
Describing Myself Through Similes

I am like
a word on a piece of paper
that guy whose cell-phone rings
the scary parts of some horror movie
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3.
Smile Or Die

Someone once said
Smile or Die
It was kinda a weird saying
It scared me too
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4.
My Hate For Dial-Up

Dear Dial-up
Why are you so...
Slow
A snail runs faster than you
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5.
Sam I Am Not

Sam I am
Not
Likes to trot
With her horses
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6.
I Need To Scratch It

It starts
You know
That little itch
On your butt
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7.
My Nose

My nose is special
Yes, I know
It's slightly retarded
You can tell by the way I blow
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8.
Screw You! ! !

Screw You!
You, who are ignorant
You, who ignore the inevitable
You, who get on my Nerves
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9.
Comics Are Addicting Like Crack

I like to read
I like to look at pictures
If you ever put those to subjects to gether you get a
COMIC BOOK
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10.
Word Play

Why cant you write (sometimes about)
Fudge,
Angle Side Side hole in the Wall,
Male sex organ,
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